Originally Posted by wormdunker

Same teacher. Same little Johnny. Teacher has the task of educating about local wildlife. Holds up a picture of a big old Deer, buck, 12 pointer. Asks kids what they think it is. No answers. Gives a hint.."something that your mom might call your dad sometimes" she says, hoping "dear/deer will be the response. Little Johnny waves his hand enthusiastically. Ok, Johnny, do you know the answer? "Yeah, that's a horny bastard!"
Sorry.. couldn't resist! i think Little Johnny is in the Pen these days.