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Why I love getting older ''<'TK><

Subject: Why I love getting older

1.
My goal for 2018
was to lose 10 pounds. Only 15 to go.

2.
Ate salad for dinner. Mostly croutons & tomatoes. Really
just one big round crouton covered with tomato sauce. And
cheese. FINE, it was a pizza.. I ate a pizza

3.
I don't mean to brag, but I finished my 14-day diet food
in 3 hours and 20 minutes.

4.
A recent study has found women who carry a little extra
weight live longer than men who mention it.

5.
Kids today don't know how easy they have it. When I was
young, I had to walk 9 feet through shag carpet to change
the TV channel.

6.
Senility has been a smooth transition for me.

7.
Remember back when we were kids and every time it was below
zero outside they closed school? Me neither.

8.
A thief broke into my house last night. He started searching
for money so I woke up and searched with him.

9.
November 5, 2018 was the end of Daylight Saving Time. Hope
you didn't forget to set your bathroom scale back 10
pounds on Saturday night.

10.
Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to
pick up speed.

Quote:

Originally Posted by tkwalker (Post 84234)

There is a lot of wisdom in this statement...