Super Bowl Tickets
 

A buddy of mine has two tickets for the 2017 Super Bowl -- box seats plus airfare, accommodations, etc., but he didn't realize when he bought them that this is going to be on the same day as his wedding - so he can't go.

If you're interested and want to go instead of him, it's at St Peter's Church, in New York City, at 5 p.m. Her name's Louise. She's 5'4", about 125 lbs., good cook, makes $130,000 a year.
She will be the one in the white dress . . .

That guy has his priorities right !!!!! We need a thumbs up button !!!