Survivor southern style]
 

Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, several southern TV
stations are joining together and are planning to do their own,
entitled Survivor: Southern Style.

The contestants will start in Montgomery Alabama; travel over to Georgia and on to South Carolina. From there they will head up to North Carolina
and over to Tennessee. They will then proceed down to Mississippi and
Louisiana, finally ending up back over in Alabama.

Each will be driving a pink Volvo with New Jersey license plates and
large bumper stickers that read: I'm Gay, I'm a Vegetarian, NASCAR
Sucks, Go Yankees!, Smoking is for Idiots, Hillary in 2021, Deer
Hunting is Murder!, and I'm Here to Confiscate Your Guns!

The first one that makes it back to Montgomery alive wins.